Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.  ~H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques, 1916


Our wedding was many years ago.  The celebration continues to this day.  ~Gene Perret


A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity.  The order varies for any given year.  ~Paul Sweeney


Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.  ~Hoosier Farmer


The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.  ~Peter De Vries


Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.  ~Author Unknown


Spouse:  someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. 

~Author Unknown


It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.  ~Rita Rudner


Marriage, n:  The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. 

~Ambrose Bierce


The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.  ~Peter Devries


A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.  ~Mignon McLaughlin


Never go to bed mad.  Stay up and fight.  ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?  ~Source Unknown


Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners.  Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.  ~Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975


Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.  ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery


Love is a symbol of eternity.  It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. 

~Author Unknown

Love one another and you will be happy.  It's as simple and as difficult as that.  ~Michael Leunig


An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow. 

~Author Unknown


The highest happiness on earth is marriage.  ~William Lyon Phelps


Trip over love, you can get up.  Fall in love and you fall forever.  ~Author Unknown