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Vegetables are a must on a diet.  I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.  ~Jim Davis


Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.  ~Voltaire


There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye.  ~Author Unknown


We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.  ~Steve Elbert


High-tech tomatoes.  Mysterious milk.  Supersquash.  Are we supposed to eat this stuff?  Or is it going to eat us?  ~Annita Manning


Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn.  ~Garrison Keillor


Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?  ~Author Unknown


Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.  ~Author Unknown


I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning.  ~John Barrymore


Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables.  They probably get jet-lagged, just like people.  ~Elizabeth Berry


No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.  ~Channing Pollock


Red meat is not bad for you.  Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!  ~Tommy Smothers


Chemicals, n:  Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.  ~Author Unknown


It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat.  ~Robert Fuoss


As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices:  take it or leave it.  ~Buddy Hackett


Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.  Lettuce pray.  ~Author Unknown


Edible, adj.:  Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.  ~Ambrose Bierce


One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.  ~Luciano Pavarotti and William Wright, Pavarotti, My Own Story


After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.  ~Miss Piggy


The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis.  ~Beatrice & Ira Freeman


You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.  ~Earl Wilson


The belly rules the mind.  ~Spanish Proverb


My favorite animal is steak.  ~Fran Lebowitz


When baking, follow directions.  When cooking, go by your own taste.  ~Laiko Bahrs


We are all dietetic sinners; only a small percent of what we eat nourishes us; the balance goes to waste and loss of energy.  ~William Osler


If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.  ~Diogenes the Cynic


The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.  ~G.K. Chesterton


All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.  ~John Gunther


Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.  ~Josh Billings


Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.  ~Fran Lebowitz


A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.  ~George Rosenbaum


Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.  ~Henry IV of France


Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.  ~Robert Byrne


It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.  ~Lewis Grizzard


In Mexico we have a word for sushi:  bait.  ~José Simons


I don't think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing.  Until then we're stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians.  ~Pat McNelis


Chili represents your three stages of matter:  solid, liquid, and eventually gas.  ~Roseanne, "Don't Make Me Over," May 1992, spoken by character Dan Conner


A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat.  ~Old New York Proverb


Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.  ~Fran Lebowitz


It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.  ~Meryl Streep


Eat little, sleep sound.  ~Iranian Proverb


The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable.  I am not alone and unacknowledged.  They nod to me and I to them.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.  ~Confucius


Worries go down better with soup.  ~Jewish Proverb


Food is an important part of a balanced diet.  ~Fran Lebowitz


I eat merely to put food out of my mind.  ~N.F. Simpson


I take a vitamin every day.  It's called a steak.  ~Leo Benvenuti and Steve Rudnick, Kicking & Screaming, 2005, spoken by the character Buck Weston


Dyspepsia is the remorse of a guilty stomach.  ~A. Kerr