Women Quotes -BoysJoys


page 1 2 3 4

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.  ~Dave Barry

Women like silent men.  They think they're listening.  ~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956

Sure God created man before woman.  But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.  ~Author Unknown

Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.  ~Marianne Williamson, "A Woman's Worth"

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.  ~Bill Maher

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.  ~Carrie Snow

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.  All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy.  Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.  ~Cindy Crawford

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.  ~Laurence J. Peter

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.  ~Author Unknown

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.  ~Arnold Haultain

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult.  ~Charlotte Whitton

Women are always beautiful.  ~Ville Valo

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.  ~Ellery Queen

Curve:  The loveliest distance between two points.  ~Mae West

Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy fat women.  ~Nicole Hollander

Women get the last word in every argument.  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.  ~Author Unknown

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.  ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.  An optimist is a man who hopes they are.  ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.  ~Elizabeth Metcalf

There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women.  ~Madeleine K. Albright

A man's face is his autobiography.  A woman's face is her work of fiction.  ~Oscar Wilde

There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette.  In fact, I got married once on account of that.  ~Harold Robbins

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.  ~Author Unknown

Men get laid, but women get screwed.  ~Quentin Crisp

The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.  ~Germaine Greer

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.  ~Ovid

Howiver, I'm not denyin' the women are foolish:  God Almighty made 'em to match the men.  ~George Eliot, "The Harvest Supper,"Adam Bede

Women are like elephants to me.  I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.  ~W.C. Fields

Women really do rule the world.  They just haven't figured it out yet.  When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble.  ~"Doctor Leon," drleons.com

Ah, women.  They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.  ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.  ~George Meredith

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.  ~Cornelia Otis Skinner

Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners.  ~George du Maurier

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.  ~Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)

The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom.  ~Guy de Maupassant

I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.  ~Ogden Nash

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces.  Women go right on cooking.  ~Gail Sheehy

The torment that so many young women know, bound hand and foot by love and motherhood, without having forgotten their former dreams.  ~Simone de Beauvoir

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.  ~Author Unknown

Be to her virtues very kind,
Be to her faults a little blind.
~Matthew Prior